★ 10,000 ALLEGED ARISTOCRATS ★

BROKEY
BEAKS

Old money taste. No money.

The fancy birds were too expensive to mint. So we made the knockoffs — 100% on-chain pixel aristocrats for the people.

MINT SOON · 1ST FREE SEE THE FLOCK
A Brokey Beak in a gold crown
№ 0001 — "The Broke Monarch"
10,000birds
ETHEREUMon-chain
1ST FREEthen $0.10
10per wallet

THE WHOLE STORY

Somewhere, a hornbill in a real silk cravat is sipping something you can't pronounce.

We can't afford that bird. We can barely afford rent. So the Brokey Beaks dress like aristocrats on a strictly pixel budget — bicorne hats made of vibes, monocles with no prescription, crowns that are technically just gold pixels. Every one is a broke bird with bougie delusions, and honestly? Relatable.

Original collection. Not affiliated with anyone fancier than us.

THE WARDROBE

46 hand-pixeled traits · 8 categories · ~82,000 possible combinations · 10,000 minted

Headwear17
  • Top Hat
  • Cap
  • Beret
  • Cowboy
  • Fez
  • Wizard
  • Party
  • Afro
  • Durag
  • Pikachu
  • Punk
  • Pirate
  • Viking
  • Halo
  • Gold Crown
  • Emerald Crown
  • Diamond Crown
Bird Color7
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Blue
  • Gold
  • Diamond
  • Red
  • Yellow
Beak4
  • Cone
  • Long
  • Droop
  • Hook
Eyes5
  • Plain
  • Monocle
  • Shades
  • Cyborg
  • Eyepatch
Outfit4
  • Tuxedo
  • Bowtie
  • Ascot
  • Gold Chain
Background7
  • Pink
  • Blue
  • Teal
  • Green
  • Cream
  • Purple
  • Sky
Extras2
  • Hero Cape
  • Gold Earring

The chase

THE "ROADMAP"

  1. PH.1
    Mint cheap. First bird free, then 10¢ each — up to 10 per wallet on Ethereum. No gatekeeping.
  2. PH.2
    Go on-chain. Art lives forever in the contract. No IPFS, no landlord.
  3. PH.3
    Flex the flock. Rarity ranks, community, and questionable financial decisions.
  4. PH.4
    Stay broke, look rich. That's the whole roadmap. We're being honest.

10,000 on-chain pixel aristocrats on Ethereum. Your first Beak is free — every one after is just $0.10, up to 10 per wallet. Dignity optional.

COMING SOON

Connect-wallet mint goes live here once the contract is deployed.